15 Hilarious Things Only People With Foreign Parents Will Understand - Xclusive Touch

15 Hilarious Things Only People With Foreign Parents Will Understand

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Foreign Parents Strict Career Path You Doctor Yet, Chinese GIF Funny Lol

15 Hilarious Things Only People With Foreign Parents Will Understand

There are some things only people born to foreign parents can truly understand: 

You’re never too old to be afraid of your dad. You can’t date until you’re 25, but you should be married with two kids by the age of 26 and most importantly, you spent your entire youth never understanding the true joy of being allowed to attend a sleepover. Unless of course your parents were lucky enough to know someone who could run a background check on your friend’s mum & dad.

And that my friends, is just the tip of the very strange iceberg…

1. You Got Pulled Out Of Sex Ed Because You Don’t Need To Know About ‘Chlamyia’ If You’re Going To Get Married A Virgin.

Mean Girls No Sex Pregnant Die Foreign Parents

2. You Have To Act As A Translator Between Your Parents & Your Friends
Foreign Parents How You Say In English Gif

Foreign Parents Weird Family Translating GIF Funny

3. You Speak A Strange Foreign Hybrid Of English That Only Other British Born Foreigners From Your Homeland Can Understand
What Does That Mean Foreign Language GIF

4. Your Parents Tell Your Entire Family Everything About You. They All Do A Terrible Job Of Hiding It.
Friends Brand New Information Joey Phoebe GIF

5. Your Dad Isn’t 100% Sure What You Do At Uni, He Just Knows How Much It’s Costing Him.
Confused Chris Rock Huh Face GIF

6. Your Mum Is The Decision Maker In The House, But Your Dad Doesn’t Know It…
Foreign Parents I'll Allow It Father Dad GIF Funny Strict

7. You’re Allowed To Live At Home Until You’re Married (Which For The Record Should Be By The Age Of 25)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Foreign Parents Marriage

8. There Are ONLY Three Acceptable Career Paths: Doctor, Lawyer, Accountant.
Foreign Parents Strict Career Path You Doctor Yet, Chinese GIF Funny Lol

9. Whilst Everyone Else Frequents Fancy Resorts In The Bahamas, You Holiday In The Homeland, In Your 90 Year Old Grandma’s Spare Room Which Overlooks The Chickens.
Borat What Kind Of Dog Is This Foreign Holiday GIF

10. You Heard The “I Came To This Country With Only £2 In My Pocket…” Lecture At Least Once A Week For The First 21 Years Of Your Life.
Roll Eyes GIF Lecture Parents Bored Funny

11. Every Argument Ended With “While You’re Under My Roof You Do As I Say…”
Foreign Parents College Strict Rules

12. You Still Have Traumatic Memories Of Your Mums Slipper
Russell Peters Somebodys Going To Get Hurt Real Bad Foreign Parents Beats

13. Despite Being Born Over Here & Having Cultivated Just About Every British Tradition Going, We Still Refer To Everyone Else As: “English People”
You're So White English People GIF
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14. You’re Parents Keep Calling Your “English” Friends By The Wrong Name Because They All Look The Same To Them.
Wrong Name Pronounce It Wrong Foreign Parents

15. After 7 Failed Attempts At Pronouncing Your Surname, Cold Callers Hand Up On YOU. “Is This Miss Anthan.. Athana.. Anast… F*ck This” *Dial Tone*
Foreign Weird Name Long Funny Thats Not My Name GIF
Foreign Weird Name Long Funny Thats Not My Name GIF

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