10 Signs Your Not WINNING Dating A Hot Chick - Xclusive Touch

10 Signs Your Not WINNING Dating A Hot Chick

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10 Signs Your Not WINNING Dating A Hot Chick

In theory everyone should love dating a hottie, its pretty hard to picture a guy out there that’d turn his nose up at the prospect of waking up next to a Brazilian lingerie model.  He’s probably still confused about how he even managed to pull her on that  night out a few weeks back. 

The only way his friends rationalise it is by just accepting that every so often the most average of players manages to score a worldie. I’m guessing it’s probably the same for you girls, I doubt that there’s many of you that’d have much against having a Ryan Gosling lookalike with abs that doubled up as a cheese grater borrow your towel to take a shower the morning after the night before.

On the surface of it, it all SEEMS like an altogether pleasant prospect! It’s this that makes it a problem, its usually ALWAYS superficial. After a few more weeks of dating the Brazilian lingerie model with ‘the legs’ and unbelievable bum  it turns out that she is in fact bat shit cray. Whilst the Ryan Gosling lookalike soon reveals his true colours, putting it simply he turns out to be an egotistical maniac.

From around the age of 16/17 when asked if I believed in a God I’d always reply by saying “I was agnostic” on the odd occasion when speaking to a retard my response would have been more along the lines of “I’m not to sure”, “I’m undecided”, “sitting on the fence” even. An argument for the existent of God for me has always been that when it came to creating us he dealt the cards pretty evenly. Sure he may not have spent quite as much time chiseling out a perfect jaw line on a few of the guys working in KFCs and he hasn’t blessed every woman with the beauty of a Grecian Goddess. When he does however these seemingly perfect creatures are usually half-baked.

Unfortunately if you’ve bagged yourself a stunner the odds of you being happy are stacked high in the chip leaders hands against you.  What you thought were cute quirks to her personality are in fact early tell-tell sign that you in fact have a psychopath on your hands

Score 5 or more and I would suggest you consider breaking up with her, over 8 you may want to consider changing your phone number. If however you get 10/10 your in trouble. Move home, change your number, delete any mutual friends on your facebook and change your privacy settings (it may be an idea to completely remove yourself from all social media).

1. She has amazing stories that change ever so slightly every time she recounts them.

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2. She has a huge social circle but very few friends

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3. She used to be a model or had contract with Sony when she was younger

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4. Playing the victim is second nature to her 

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I once asked a crazy hot chick to stop blocking the sink to my en-suite with her hair…I ended up walking away chastising myself for being so selfish. I blamed myself for not understanding how hard it was to maintain that perfect head of hair.

5. She uses sex as a weapon 

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Sex is her go to for resolving any arguments. Instead of admitting she was in the wrong or discussing things rationally, when she’s not playing the victim she throws her self at you. “How is this a negative?” I hear you ask, my friend you are well on your way to being wrapped around her little finger!

6. She hijacks your social media 

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At the first the check ins on dates and comments on your facebook page cute. It wont be long until “I miss you boo boo” turns into “Why are you ignoring me”

7. She’s always asking “Who is she?”

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You soon realise this is not just a conversation filler (I once had a flat mate that would ask the most ridiculous of questions during any prolonged silences “do you like bread). She tends to ask this after pretty much every phone conversation with you mother, sister, a work colleague basically any time she hears a female voice on the phone.  God forbid a chick posts a comment on your facebook wall!

8. Jekyll and Hyde

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She goes from fun, loving and intelligent to jealous, unreasonable and angry in the blink of an eye. This transformation can also take place after a few drinks. 

9. She has daddy issues 

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I don’t have a degree in psychology however its definitely not healthy and it isn’t something that’ll make things easier on you.

10. She’s asked “You’d never me leave would you?” 

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Alarm bells should definitely ring if she asks you this. This is a major call sign to soon having your bunny boiled.

**BONUS

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