The Hilarious Questions He Didn’t Answer: #AskBoris
Twitter’s finest have honed their wits for the hour of madness that is #AskBoris and while the Mayor of London is putting his serious face on (well, sort of) and answering as many vitally important questions as he can, the rest of us, are hoping to get an answer to one of these:
— Paramount Pictures (@ParamountUK) February 13, 2014
Sign us up for this!
#askboris Do you ever wish you were still the Milky Bar Kid?
— Oonagh (@Okeating) February 13, 2014
We lol-ed. We shouldn’t but we did.
#AskBoris can I borrow the bowl you use to cut you’re hair ?
— Rabmcd® (@RobertMcdermid) February 13, 2014
Hair joke number one.
Take a train home? If they’re not on strike.
He did not get an answer.
Hair Joke Number Two
#askboris have you ever been mis-sold PPI insurance?
— Glen (@Itchyteef) February 13, 2014
Since we’re going there: #AskBoris Have you had an accident at work that wasn’t your fault?
#askboris “If you were a guest on Jeremy Kyle how many wronged women do you think would be shouting at you and each other?”
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) February 13, 2014
Wronged with various terrible decisions for London? Or won’t admit he’s the baby daddy type wronged?
Which Homebase store do you get your hair cut in? #askboris
— Jaypringg (@Jaypringg) February 13, 2014
Will we ever get bored of the hair jokes? Probably not.