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Kanye West Sentenced To Community Service For Assault

He’s done it again.  Kanye got angry. Kanye West has just been sentenced to 2 years probation, 250 hours of community service and 24 anger management sessions after assaulting a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport last July.  I feel it is worth pointing out that his last anger management[…]


No Make Up Selfie Nominations: Going Au Naturale For A Good Cause

A new nomination craze has hit Facebook, which eliminates the risk of death, wahoo! Yes the ‘No Make Up Selfie Nomination’ has begun to infiltrate newsfeeds where women take a photo of themselves with no make up and then nominate friends to do the same, all in aid of breast[…]

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A Girls Guide To Sloppy Seconds

Picture the scene; you’re in the club raving it up, scanning the floor for potential mating partners, such is the ritual of the horny human species. You spot a guy and he spots you, an eye sex fling if you will, first step has been accomplished and you feel sure[…]

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The Thirst is Real – Horny woman dials 911 for sex

Yes it actually happened. One doubts we would be writing about such a story had 58 year old Maria Montenez-Colon from Florida (mug shot below) looked anything like the young lady above. Maria called the emergency services about a Corvette that had been left to her son after her husband[…]

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These Guys Have No Hope In Escaping From The Friendzone

It’s a toughie. The greatest fear of all is to find yourself stuck in the friend zone. Well explained Ryan; the friend zone is a place that lacks in dignity and revels in jealousy, longing, ridicule and frustration. It is a dark dark place. We take a look at situations[…]

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9 Steps To Successfully Pulling On Tinder

How to compose a first message to anyone can be daunting.  Especially if you’ve swiped left so many times you’re now considering paying for a dating app (oh the thought is mind boggling) and you’ve finally found a match, you don’t want to cock it up. There are however those of[…]

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The Best BRIT Awards Blunders

The Brits are gracing our screens once again this evening when Britain watches with baited breath in the hope of witnessing a celebrity fail.  A wardrobe malfunction, a drunken insult, a sober insult, a catastrophic fall…anything that involves watching someone famous making a total arse of themselves.  We are a[…]