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You Will Only Ever Do These 14 Things When Drunk

There are just some things in life that you need to be drunk for. These are usually the things we all wish we could do sober, but aren’t brave or stupid enough to actually follow through. So to help you along your drunken way, we’ve put together our official “drunken[…]

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This Is What Crazy Looks Like In A Text Message

Girls and Boys, sometimes technology can be a bad thing. It can make us go a bit crazy. And sometimes this leads to making a complete and utter fool out of yourself. What I am talking about in particular is texting. It seems like such an innocent and simple way[…]

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How To Decode That Man Text

Men are confusing at the best of times, but add technology to the mix and we need an instruction manual just to decipher basic phrases. Men of few words become men of fewer in the world of texting; the length of time to reply, amount of X’s, and time of[…]

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How To Trick A C-List Celebrity Into Dating You

You know the type, fake tanned reality stars without much talent, mediocre footballers, and actors who “have been in loads of things” yet you have to look them up on IMDB to find their name. What a catch! So who wouldn’t want to bag a C-list? The only problem is,[…]

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The 5 Dirty Little Secrets You Should Keep From Your Boyfriend

Honesty is always the best policy! Really, I mean is it really? It seems couples these days feel it imperative to share every little detail with each other. Proudly boasting that “we have no secrets” to your friends seems an impressive feat. In reality there are some things that just[…]

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What Is Mens Fascination With Big Bums?

There are two types of guys; Boob Men and Bum Men. A few years ago I would have quite easily said that Boob men were in the majority, however lately I have seen many of my male friends on Facebook like groups such as ‘bum of the day’ and ‘best[…]

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Flirting Fails: The tell-tell signs you need to step your game up!

Let’s face it; the days where the good old bend and snap (that’s a legally blonde reference for the men reading this) would bag you your dream guy/girl are gone. With texting and cyber-relationships taking over, it’s safe to say the standards of face to face interactions are dropping… fast.[…]