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An Open Letter To Facebook: I Love You But You're Pissing Me Off

Oh Facebook; can’t live with it, can’t live without it. Well we can but planning events and getting updates on TV shows would be a lot harder. Facebook is one of those things that just slots so perfectly into our lives. Need to organise an event? No problem; Facebook. Can’t[…]

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Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of All The Times She's Denied Him Sex

Is your wife, lover or girlfriend denying you sex? Not quite sure how to let her know about your need for immediate action? Well this charmer has the answer, and apparently it’s Microsoft Excel. This man decided to put together a spreadsheet, to inform his wife of how many times[…]

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The Age Of The Man-Child: 10 Signs You're Dating A Child And Not A Man

Over the course of a relationship, some of the things you found irresistible at the start, manifest into the very things you start despising in your partner. At first, you found his immaturity endearing. You were so immersed within the prospect of the dates turning into a relationship that you were[…]

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Life Hacks: How To Fake It When You've Forgotten Someone's Name

If I had a quid for every person’s name I’d ever forgotten, I’d have enough money to seek the medical help for my name-related-amnesia that I so desperately need. It’s always the same sweat inducing story: you see them from across the room and in the little time it takes you to think “where[…]

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The Undercover Sluttiest Professions: Strippers Didn't Even Make The Cut!

Do certain jobs naturally bring out people’s inner slut? Well the people have spoken and apparently they do. We asked you the public, which careers you believe home the nation’s secret sluts and here is our top ten list. Some surprising… some not so surprising. 10. Makeup Artists Their career is basically[…]