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Photos of Pixie Lott's Intimate Gig For Fans at Werewolf London Hosted By Xclusivetouch

Pixie Lott currently promoting her self titled 3rd studio album which she released on Monday performed at an intimate gig for fans at the trendy Werewolf Club in Piccadilly. The “Nasty” singer performed a total of 9 songs after a [ Read more → ]

An Open Letter To Facebook: I Love You But You're Pissing Me Off

Oh Facebook; can’t live with it, can’t live without it. Well we can but planning events and getting updates on TV shows would be a lot harder. Facebook is one of those things that just slots so perfectly into our [ Read more → ]

Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of All The Times She's Denied Him Sex

Is your wife, lover or girlfriend denying you sex? Not quite sure how to let her know about your need for immediate action? Well this charmer has the answer, and apparently it’s Microsoft Excel. This man decided to put together [ Read more → ]

Hilarious Video Of A Guy Singing/Screeching Drake & Rihanna Hit To A Packed Tube

A clip of a man belting out a Drake’s Take Care featuring Rihanna on the London tube has gone viral and it’s pretty easy to see why! The young man rocking a denim jacket, high top and sunglasses certainly looks the [ Read more → ]

The Age Of The Man-Child: 10 Signs You're Dating A Child And Not A Man

Over the course of a relationship, some of the things you found irresistible at the start, manifest into the very things you start despising in your partner. At first, you found his immaturity endearing. You were so immersed within the prospect [ Read more → ]

Using £50's As Toilet Paper: Private School Kids P*ss Off Everyone On Snapchat

We all have in mind what a rich, private school kid is like. Think about that for a moment and then times it by 10 because these photos will obliterate those humble images and show you how insufferable they really [ Read more → ]

You Know You're Getting Old When You Get Excited About New Tea Towels & Oven Gloves

There comes a point in one’s life when you realise, ‘Shit, I’m getting old!’ If you have had this epiphany moment already, then you are ahead of the game and will empathise fully with these tell tale signs. If, on [ Read more → ]

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Life Hacks: How To Fake It When You've Forgotten Someone's Name

If I had a quid for every person’s name I’d ever forgotten, I’d have enough money to seek the medical help for my name-related-amnesia that I so desperately need. It’s always the same sweat inducing story: you see them from across the room [ Read more → ]

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The Undercover Sluttiest Professions: Strippers Didn't Even Make The Cut!

Do certain jobs naturally bring out people’s inner slut? Well the people have spoken and apparently they do. We asked you the public, which careers you believe home the nation’s secret sluts and here is our top ten list. Some surprising… some [ Read more → ]

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"No I Didn't Sleep With Him Again": The 8 Things Every Girl Lies To Her Best Friend About

People lie, because the truth hurts. Sure, we all ask for the truth, but in all honesty, we can rarely handle it when it’s given to us. So sometimes, just sometimes we tell little lies to the friends we care [ Read more → ]