Beyonce has done it. Queen B flawless
You all knew this post was coming! It’s all everyone has been talking about with 1.2 million tweets in 12 hours and 1,300% increase in mentions on Facebook and a flooding of Beyoncé gifs, audios and images on tumblr dashboards.
Queen B dropped a bomb ass album on all us at midnight on Friday. Friday 13th was a nightmare for anyone else trying to get recognized. Bey sold 80,000 in three hours with no promotion and she is currently number 1 in over 100 countries!
Beyonce had b*tches like
We all knew Bey didn’t go far this year, with images of her and Blue here and there and gifs appearing on the likes of tumblr for Bow Down in the summer. More recently an image of Bey in a balaclava (Superpower) was released as recent as a month or so ago. No one knew what it was for though. But now we know that the images are from her 17 videos released.
I mean how on earth did Queen Yoncé keep all this quiet and hidden from us even though the videos appear to be shot in open in public spaces which she filmed during her world tour in NYC, Paris, Sydney, Rio de Janeiro and other places with ZERO LEAKS. Tell me who the Queen is!
According to apple press info Beyoncé shattered records with over 828,773 albums sold over three days. Can we take a moment to understand that this is only just a digital album she has sold please. Compared to digital and physical album copies by Miley Cyrus Bangerz which sold 270,000, Britney Spears Jean 107,000 copies, Lady Gaga ARTPOP 258,000 and Katy Perry Prism sold 286,000 in it’s first week!
Drunk in Love was the first song and video I watched off the new album. She kills it even in black and white! *sings* can’t keep my eyes off your phatty. All you girls be lying if you ain’t whining your hips in your seat at work or on the train while listening to this.
Sorry Bound2 who?
My current fav tracks of the album are Partition, Yoncé, Mine and Drunk in Love. The video for Yoncé may possibly turn a couple straight females she looks amazing! It features models Jourdan Dunn, Chanel Iman and Joan Smalls who licks Beys tatas. I guess Jay Z ain’t the only one having breastasis for breakfast!
She wasn’t lying when she said “I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker” (Yoncé). Queen B, we bow down to you.
By Annie P