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On the train in to work today my iphones battery died, pretty much my worst nightmare, after I had only just updated my itunes library. J Cole will just have to wait for me to give his new album a listen. So being forced to sit on the train with no music, candy crush or any of the other apps that brighten up the dreaded morning commute the only other option I had left was to pick up the paper.

Mindlessly flicking through the pages I skimmed over my horoscope, after reading it I actually I couldn’t help but think that it was surprisingly accurate. It was then that I almost had to kick myself. I’ve always laughed at friends who believe in the likes of horoscopes to me it’s about as believable as thinking that Aliens live amongst us or that Elvis is still alive.

Perhaps I should put the cynicism aside after all its not like horoscopes warn you of impeding danger or are negative. Maybe even reading my horoscope with a pinch of salt wouldn’t be a bad idea after all what’s the worst that could happen; I’m hardly going to become obsessed.

We want to know what the most bizarre horoscope that you’ve ever read is. So tweet us your star sign and use the hashtag #bizarrehoroscope. Well choose the best tweet (basically the tweets that made us laugh, cringe or left or jaws hanging open) to win a VIP table and drinks package at either Shakazulu next Friday or Rise Super Club next Saturday.

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