No Make Up Selfie Has Some Stiff Competition: Cocks In Socks Rise To The Challenge

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Go hard or go home.  Girls have been taking snaps of their faces and now men are raising the bar (no pun intended…yeah right) with photos of their nether regions all over Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, wherever they can get them up.  All those horrendous men who poked fun at girls saying they looked ugly are now poking at the camera.  Yes some people were reluctant to support the cause, arguing that women were using it as an attention seeking opportunity, well their cheeky winks to the camera are nothing compared to these photo’s from men.

The Balls to Cancer campaign is really taking off thanks to men brave enough to schlong their schlong into a cotton rich beauty and document it on social media.  Thanks to the guys going at it hard and fast, cocks in socks have exploded; so if you haven’t already, get on it!  Girls put your money where your mouth is and donate too!

Text ball08 £(insert number) to 70070. (Eg. ball08 £3).  Please be aware that the ‘Cock in a Sock’ Facebook page is not a registered charity, donate to Balls to Cancer!

Men we know how much you like touching yourselves so make those private moments worthwhile and have a check at the same time

Even the Village People got involved.

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Is this worrying?  What treats does he use to train his dog?

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These men own A LOT of socks.  Just remember to take off ALL socks before sexy time, kind regards, a woman.

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Wahey!!!

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I hope he is not the owner of this sock.

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Pinky promise.

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I think he was in a rush.

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Because I’m happy!

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Do we think he was being a tad overambitious with his length of sock choice?

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Oh men, I may take the piss, but well done for bearing all.  Just remember that all good things come to a head, (or involve coming to head) as this campaign inevitably will.  As you feel it building to its climax try to prolong the end and share the love with those cocks for as long as is humanly possible. Keep active and attentive throughout and do not withdraw too soon, encourage your friends to do likewise.  I wish you good luck and a huge eruption (in funds for Balls to Cancer).

 

Hannah

Hannah

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Hannah discovered her interest in writing when she went travelling, visiting Central and South America, Australia, South East Asia and India. Upon return she continued to write her own blog and now enjoys writing for Xclusive Touch. She is a professional dancer, performing with a Latin company and a hip hop company, and also works as a carer. She is currently attempting to learn Spanish alongside training in capoeira and tricking. Always searching for something new and exciting to achieve; sky dive, bungy jump and scuba diving have been checked off the list, now seeking a new thrill...

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