The girl you hate in the club
The Attention Seeker
She’s the one wearing the extremely tight bodycon dress she probably got from Celeb Boutique that tries to imitate Herve Leger. She’s no doubt finding it difficult to breathe, and one overly expressive dance move will put an end to you guessing whether her boobs are real. The choice in colour also adds extra emphasis, red screams – “Give me attention, tell me I’m pretty,” whereas black and white advocate her need for sex. She’s definitely paired the dress with a ridiculously high set of Christian Louboutins or Topshop knock-offs. The fact they are a stiletto heel makes it difficult to walk in already, and combined with the inability to move means there is a high possibility she is going to fall over, yet she thinks she looks incredible and everyone should be flocking to her every need.
You wouldn’t be surprised to hear she’s the one licking the promoters arse, telling him how good looking he is and how wonderful he is at hosting, in hope of a returned compliment and extra amount of grey goose, or perhaps a invite to the after party.
Again, her dress will be tight, not so tight she can’t breathe, but tight enough to show her efforts in the gym. She’s more Zara, as opposed to Celeb Boutique, and there is a definite possibility she’ll be wearing something of length, with a cleverly placed zip front, which shows just the right amount of cleavage. She’ll be perfectly manicured, likely to have red lips and heavily defined eyes. Her shoes are either cute booties or a classic wedge, so she can stay on her feet all-night and impress the males with her dance moves and throw over a suggestive look now and again.
**Be warned if a statement necklace is her accessory of choice, she’s only trying to draw attention to her assets.
Like The Attention Seeker, she too will be getting a lot of male interactions, but when it comes down to getting her number it’s “sorry I have a boyfriend,” in other words she’s also the tease.
If you fancy The Arsehole, you are definitely in for a lot of hard work, especially if you see her in a fur coat. Fur equates to “don’t look at me, I’m definitely far too good for you.” She’ll have a Louis Vuitton bag, and possess elements of The Flirt, but don’t be fooled, she’s far colder. If you’re lucky you might get a smize or pout thrown your way. Depending on her budget will depend on her choice of dress, Zara is a definite, but bespoke is the way forward. She will love telling you “the dress was made for me darling” or “it’s vintage,” both equal you’re not as good as me therefore don’t talk to me.
She may mix it up with a cute A-Line leather mini skirt, or a pencil skirt, but everything she does will try to ooze class, well at least she thinks she is sophisticated and classy, it’s down to you if you agree or not.
A girl in a nightclub can be a scary thing, but at least you know what you’re dealing with now, which bitch are you?