Honestly It’s Time You Stepped Up Your Game – The Hilarious Chat Up Lines We Heard At Gilgamesh
On a mission to find the chat up lines which work (and the ones which will get a drink thrown in your face) the Xlusivetouch Gilgamesh launch party seemed as good a place as any to keep our ears open for the very best in club flirting disasters.
So we decided to talk to some of you about the hilariously worst and best chat up lines you’ve heard, used and been victims of.
Well the results are in and here are our official 2014 Chat Up Line Nominations:
XclusiveTouch Official Nominations For Worst Chat Up Line Culprits:
You might recognise Warren Ryan from Channel 4’s “First Dates” and with chat up lines like that, it’s no wonder that he needed the help of a dating program.
Josh Magician definitely worked his magic on this chat up line. Though the real trick is that it worked.
Does this one actually work Aziz? And more importantly what did that business card read? We can only guess it said: “Your Welcome” with your number underneath.
Erol our boy on the right used this one. As you can see the girl he used this on is not in the picture, so we can only assume she decided to leave her dress on the floor of someone else that night. Perhaps someone with a better chat up line?
Maybe you can go back and give: “Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl” a go. Treat em mean and all that…
XclusiveTouch Official Nominations For Worst Chat Up Line Victims:
We’re sorry you even had to hear this Filiz. Though perhaps if it had been a Bugatti key, this picture would tell a different story.
“Yes it is however my wifi is down so I won’t be able to help you” Annabelle
How do you even react to this Becca?
In case this happens to you again, we’ve thought of a rebuttal for you. Just reply: ” Aww think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, no, wait, I thought you were a dog, never mind”.
XclusiveTouch Official Nominations For Worst Chat Up Lines Overheard:
What can I say Yunus maybe her butt really was other-worldly.
A face-in-drink worthy chat up line. Thankfully it wasn’t used on our Ozlem here, just on one of her friends….
Of course Fethi claimed this chat up line was “overheard”, but we’re not totally convinced. The look on his face here reads “she was drunk and it worked”.
Our man Ish on the far right might have overheard this one, but later that night we’re sure we overheard him using it. Judging by the look on his face though, it didn’t do him much good.
The victim of this terrible chat up line wasn’t so keen to share it with us (she was too busy asking everyone around if they’re “sure” her face is okay). Though we got the scoop just the same. Thanks Dunya!
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you guarantee leaving the club alone.