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MONEY CAN BUY YOU LOVE! HOW TO LAND YOUR PERFECT WOMAN FOR EXACTLY £296.42

Money can’t buy you love! Or so the saying goes but in today’s modern age I would beg to differ. Infact money CAN buy you love and it’s cheaper than you think. So for just £296.42I’ll show you exactly how to fire cupids arrow at your PERFECT WOMAN

1.INSANITY DVD £105.95

http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/insanity.do

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Now I’m sure you look great and in your eyes have a body all women desire, but lets just say most men could do with a little help. So for £105.95 get yourself this fantastic insanity 60 day workout DVD. No equipment is needed just be ready to run, jump, squat, stretch, sweat and possibly pass out as Shaun T puts you through this ‘insane’ set of workouts!

Ok so the body is now a temple but what about the mind…

2.THE GAME NEIL STRAUSS £6.29

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Undercover-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/184767237X

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You know that view you have of yourself as a smooth operator, a bit of a ladies man and a guy that knows exactly how to seduce a woman… Well I’m sorry to break it to you but it’s not true. NOT TO WORRY Neil Strauss has the solution for you thanks to his wonderfully titled book ‘The Game’.

Within these pages you will learn how to FMAC, that’s find, meet, attract & close to the rest of us. By the time you have finished your finally understand why your 50 stares across the dance-floor failed to yield the results you expected.

 

Now where to find these women…

3. The perfect location £10 – Halloween Fancy Dress Party

http://xclusivetouch.fatsoma.com/events/93642/

 

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To land your ideal woman you’re going to have to find the ideal location. How about a fun and lively Halloween fancy dress party? Yes Please! Even better thanks to the wonder of advanced tickets the entrance will only set you back £10! Result!

4. Halloween- Spartan warrior costume £28.68

http://www.escapade.co.uk/historical-costumes-sale/spartan-warrior-costume.asp

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Being a fancy dress party your need to make sure you have the ideal outfit! Given that I just put you through the crazy roughs of Sean T’s Insanity, it’s only fare we get an outfit that shows off your new found body. The Spartan Warrior costume does just the job revealing the right amount of flesh to make the ‘Bonnie’ to your ‘Clyde’ weak at the knees.

Thanks to our friends at Escapades you can get 15% off using the discount code ‘hauntedcircus13’…brilliant!

5. Drinks in club £50

http://loveandliquor.co.uk/

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You don’t want to be that guy in the club who seems to be allergic to the bar so we’ll need to budget accordingly. Then again you also don’t want to be the guy walking home because he maxed out his card on champagne. I’ve given you a reasonable budget of £50 meaning you can afford to try out the odd cocktail and even treat your new lady to a glass of champagne (insert ‘Prosecco’ here) or two.

You’ve got the Lady but where will you take her…

6. Hotel – £70 The William IV – 4*

http://www.toprooms.com/guest-house/uk/greater-london/kilburn/thekingnw105jx-the-william-iv-kilburn/?gclid=CLmNtu6E2LkCFcLHtAodRksAgQ&[email protected]:20130919175840:s

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Ideally located in close proximity to the club the Willian IV 4* hotel (ok it’s a guest house) is the ideal location to take your new Queen! A king size bed with breakfast included is currently £70. Move quickly!

7. A Drink to toast the morning and the start of your new life

– £25.50 – Nuvo Peach Cobbler

http://www.mrdrinksuk.co.uk/product-details.aspx?drink=offers&id=151

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You’re a new man! You have a new found confidence and a stunning lady on your arm! What better way to toast then enjoy a sip of Nuvo Peach Cobbler courtesy of our friends at Mr Drinks. Enjoy!

So there it is LOVE can be bought and all for the fraction of the price of a mail order bride.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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