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Why Men Think You’re Easy

One of a girl’s biggest fears is coming across as being “easy” to a guy she actually likes. That’s when the girlfriends come in with advice. Tons of it. Most of the time contradicting each other along the way. By the end of it, you’re lucky if you’re allowed to even breathe when you go on a first date.

Of course if you really want to know what makes men think you’re easy then the only logical thing to do is ask a man. Well don’t worry, I’ve done it for you and now I think it’s time I shared some of my wisdom with the world.

So here’s some all-time favorite clichés explained from a guy’s viewpoint – but written by a girl.

Sleeping With Him On the First Date
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It doesn’t matter if you slept with him on the first date – it really doesn’t. Ensuing acts of desperation, however, (including stalking, begging and printing out wedding invitations), DO.

So if you felt like it, don’t go mental the next day. Take it easy and let things work themselves out. Without looking at your phone every five seconds.

Desperate Texts & Calls
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Before you start sweating over your phone trying to decide whether taking some initiative complies with the universal laws of girly advice, know this.

No guy gives a toss about whether it’s you who sent the first text. They might even be ecstatic about it. Unless you call. 35 times. At 3am. Every night for a week.

Girl, learn to draw the line.

Going Cleavage Crazy
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Guys and gals seem to agree on that one. A little bit of cleavage never hurt anyone, but if you want to pull off an Audrey Hepburn, why dress like Paris-bloody-Hilton? Especially if you can’t even take five steps in those 15-inch heels.

Dirty Pictures
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The digital age is actually a bit of an enemy to those attempting to avoid being seen as “easy”.

So if, for whatever obscure reason… (usually alcohol) you’ve decided to make your private parts public in the World Wide Web, make sure you turn your Facebook privacy settings from public to private. Yes he wants to see you semi naked, no he doesn’t like the idea that anyone who Facebook searches your name will see it too.

Having Already Slept With All His Friends
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Men aren’t a big fan of this one. When it comes to girlfriends, sharing is not caring. No need to elaborate further on that one.

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