Man Claims He Burnt His Penis Whilst Having Sex With A Dominos Pizza - Xclusive Touch

Man Claims He Burnt His Penis Whilst Having Sex With A Dominos Pizza

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Man Claims He Burnt His Penis Whilst Having Sex With A Dominos Pizza

Twitter is truly an amazing place! At times it may provide us with some rather mundane tweets popping up on our TL from our followers informing us of the latest happenings in their social lives whether that be a Tweet telling us of their love for a Starbucks or a late night tweet goes along the lines of “OMG SO DRUNK!”.

It’s even become the perfect platform to communicate with your favourite celeb. Who isn’t a fan of the Twitter Q&A’s that usually result in an unfortunate public figure being ripped apart by thousands of users.

Without doubt one of the funniest twitter interchanges I’ve seen has got to be between the Dominos twitter account and a twitter user that goes by the twitter name of Lad Vigo

Who doesn’t love pizza? Often tweets to Dominos go something along the lines of “Just ordered a @Dominos_Uk mmmhhh”. Nothing too exciting.

Lad Vigo definitely proved himself to be a massive pizza lover, just not in the traditional sense…

Twitter is a place that always throws up helpful suggestions from fellow tweeters.

Who hasn’t been frustrated with the level of customer service from a corporate social media account?

Angry tweets from customers are guaranteed to get a sympathetic response

Could things get any worse for poor Lad Vigo? Well at least the pizza didn’t get have Jalapeños on it!

@Dominos_UK I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

Just when it seemed as though things had reached a climax.

Nope, we were wrong! Just a brief respite before round 2.

Who doesn’t love a good pun?

One thing can be clear from all of this, Lad Vigo has an insatiable hunger. It seems no Pizza chain is safe!

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