Night Club faux pas
Night Club faux pas
How many times have you walked into a nightclub, looked someone up and down and thought, “what are you doing…wearing…thinking?” Well I definitely have and this week more so than ever because of my on going detox! It’s funny how things suddenly become clearer in a club when you’re not working your way through a line of Tequila’s! I’ve noticed a few things that I would definitely put in the nightclub faux pas category!
First of all…why do guys insist on wearing shades to nightclubs? It’s actually one of my biggest pet peeves, I just don’t get it, surely they realize it’s a NIGHT-club and they are called SUN-glasses (Hint Hint)? The only excuse I’d grant someone without putting them into the d*ckhead box in my head is if the guy in question is epileptic and it’s simply a precautionary measure against an impending fit!
The uber cool Dj Ironik!
Another one that I can’t comprehend is why do groups of lads turn up to a club in matching outfits? It’s bad enough when couples do it! I think the thing that irritates me most about this is the thought and planning that must go into a group of five or so guys ensuring that they look like contestants in one of Louis groups on X-factor!!
Ok while I’m getting this all off my chest, the night club faux pas that I’m sure everyone would agree on must surely be the girls who decide its acceptable to walk home barefoot. WHYYY?!?!?! Now before being barraged by comments like “your not a girl, you don’t know how much it hurts to walk in heels” or “you try walking in heells…blah blah blah. I just want to make it known than I can empathize with heels being painful. I just don’t understand how hard it is to bring a pair of flats with you. Queue the other excuse I can guarantee all guys have heard when questioning the logic of walking home barefoot at the risk of stepping in glass, urine plus the rest of the filth you find on pavements, “My bag isn’t big enough”
UMMM…. FOLDABLE FLATS! Here’s a link to this ground-breaking technology that will save you waking up after a night out with clean feet, clean bed sheets and will probably save you a few pounds on pedicures.
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So until my next post about
#nightclubfauxpas I shall leave you all on #barefootwatch. Tweet me and the @xclusivetouch
team any snaps you get of these bare footers and BE SURE to include the hashtag
So until my next post about #nightclubfauxpas I shall leave you all on #barefootwatch. Tweet me @o_abdulle and the @xclusivetouch team any snaps you get of these bare footers and BE SURE to include the hashtag #barefootwatch.