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The Thirst is Real – Horny woman dials 911 for sex

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The Thirst is Real – Horny woman dials 911 for sex

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Yes it actually happened. One doubts we would be writing about such a story had 58 year old Maria Montenez-Colon from Florida (mug shot below) looked anything like the young lady above.

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Maria called the emergency services about a Corvette that had been left to her son after her husband had passed away. Random I know but stranger things will follow.

Apparently Maria was drunk when she made the rogue call to police and as we all know after a few drinks its common place that our minds begin to wonder to the post watershed thoughts.

A squad car was promptly discharged to her home where the officer was met with a requests to pleasure the lady.  She moaned, “I haven’t been penetrated in years” and “I am so horny”. Yes love, those are two completely valid reasons for calling an emergency.

To be fair to Maria, I’m sure many of us can relate to this. It might often feel like an emergency if there’s a fire burning between your thighs, something must be done! Anyway in such a case Maria should have really asked to be connected to the fire brigade. Although it must be said that policemen do know a bit about truncheons.

The officer explained to her that this was misuse of the emergency line and withdrew from her area.  However they had clearly not pumped this into her hard enough (I’m sorry I really couldn’t resist with that one) as she then proceeded to call 911 to file a complaint!

The original policeman returned with another colleague to whom she angrily ejaculated, “he was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f**k me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”

Even with the officers reminding her of the alternative methods that were available to her to get a hold of police she was still less than remorseful and replied “How else am I going to get you to f**k me?”. Fair question really, you can’t question her logic.

However it wasn’t a surprise that officers on the scene weren’t too happy with her response and it led to Maria adding to the other 5 arrests she has received from the start of 2013.

She just can’t get enough of those handcuffs!

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