Valentine’s Transfer Deadline Day
The countdown to Valentine’s Day has begun and those who have yet to find a date have less than 24 hours to do so. Always wiling to help, Twitter has offered it’s help and advice.
The moral of this story being, just because you’re dining alone tomorrow night, doesn’t mean we won’t laugh at you.
#ValentinesDayTransferDeadline In other news sources have been heard saying few players at Lonely FC have handed in transfer request
— 2 Ghost (@tellemStridz) February 13, 2014
Now you just have to wait for a last minute signing.
All players are doing everything they can.
So it’s not just single girls who have to worry.
— Jesse (@Bootha25) February 13, 2014
Openings are appearing the country over
— Curtis Guru (@CurtTheGuru) February 13, 2014
Even if they are on a short-term loan basis
And whilst there is no hope for some, they can always turn to their last resort:
Because when All Else Fails, Alcohol.
And remember ladies, you’re not the only ones who have failed to get a last minute signing:
#ValentinesDayTransferDeadline I’m a Free Agent ladies? And offers
— Twin 2 (@CHAZA_EVANS) February 13, 2014
He got, no offers.
#ValentinesTransferDeadlineDay A potential signing has been dropped as she is on her period and therefore unfit for tomorrow’s activities
— Champagne Papi (@MrStealYourRTs) February 13, 2014
She got dropped
— Sam (@ManLikeSam) February 13, 2014
(Though both parties were disappointed when the deal fell through)
— Markie Mark (@Markie_Mark91) February 13, 2014
And though there are 6 hours left before the window closes, there is no hope left for some.