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The Worst Ways to Approach a Threesome

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The Worst Ways to Approach a Threesome

Threesomes are one of the more common sexual fantasies that most people are likely to explore. Whether you view sex as an intimate moment with your loved one or purely lust based the idea that three people can explore one another at the same time will probably show up in the majority of peoples sexual bucket lists.

There is of course an art to the approach in getting your significant other on board with this idea.

Here are a few examples of what NOT to do when chasing the allusive three-way.

1.   Jump in at the deep end



Basically make sure you know what you’re doing.

Firstly you have to realise who one of the other two people is going to be in this threesome. Is it someone who you’ve been with for years and who you love dearly?

In that case you should have more confidence in approaching them than some two week flame that you’ve been seeing.

If your partner isn’t one for sexual exploration then the chances are you should work on getting them to expand on lesser scales first.

2. Don’t push for someone more attractive 

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If your other half has agreed to the idea it is important that they are just as comfortable with the third member as you are.

If you find a supermodel to bring home chances are your loved one is going to think that this is about you having sex with someone else rather than you two expanding your sexual horizons together.

3. High stakes Poker

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If you’re struggling to get them to agree, don’t try and force them into a corner. Offering big ultimatums is more likely to scare them off than get them to comply. Instead ask them about their sexual fantasies and see if you can’t come to some sort of compromise 

4. Ask their parents to talk them into it

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Seriously, this is something that you and the person you’re seeing should be talking about. Parents and friends are off limits; peer pressure makes for reluctant and regrettable decisions and can ultimately ruin relationships. 

5. Write them a poem

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

How about the girl who works at Subway

In bed with me and you?

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By all means offer the suggestion up as a joke as it’s likely to put less pressure on them but there has to be an air of seriousness to your request.

I’d imagine people are more likely to be offended by such a clichéd and lazy method of approach. That poem literally took me a minute.

6. Ask at the wrong time

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Timing is one of the most important aspects of life, especially in regards to relationships.
You can test the waters and get a feeling that the timing is right, and then just as you make your move three dolphins jump out the water and stop you in your tracks.

Okay so you may not come across many dolphin related problems but if your partner’s cat has just died maybe delay asking them about what you want until they are happy again.

7. Have a third member ready before you ask

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Don’t put all your eggs in one basket and go out and find the perfect member, before getting the all clear from your other half.

Even then it should be a joint decision that you are both comfortable with. If you rock up to their house with a bottle of Lambrini and some stranger who you’ve been talking about having sex with and the last thing that you’ll be getting is a threesome.

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